sape henfon? sape henfon?

kt ktm.besalah,ramai org..da la lambat,pns pulak tuh..

stgh jam tunggu,bru nmpak kepale kereta api tuh..

ok,ready nk masok..haih..sume nk tolak2 lah...tibe2,sape henfon? sape henfon?

eyh,ade org name henfon ke,ke ade org t'tinggal henfon,..pastu tetibe die nk raba2 pulak org len..owh,die hilang henfon..x gne tol sape yg amek tuh..tpi mmg ramai giler lah org mase tuh..antara aku ngn mujahid pon ade g 10 org..haih..dok aku tersepit sorng2 kt bangla n indon..

pastu die raba2 lah sume org..mamat2 indon,bangla..ade sorng org negro dlm tuh,die g raba org tuh,tetibe kene mrh,"this is my henfon!"..sian aku kt mamat cina tuh..

2 saat kemudian,"ade nmpak wallet jatuh x?"

ala,wallet pulak...mamat ni pon g lah kt kwsn yg ramai mamat indon ngn bangla nih..die pon join raba2 skali..haha..aku da cuak giler,punye lah pelok beg aku smpai x ingt da nk pegang tiang..

urm,bayangkanlah..sampai 2 skali..henfon n wallet..cukup pakej da tuh..mmg hebat lah pencopet tuh..nk kerja skali boleyh? haha..byk untung maa...

dlm hati aku x sbr da nk smpai kl sentral..rase nk mati da dok dlm tuh..

moral of the story,kalo nak nek ktm..sila gantung henfon n wallet anda kt leher..i'allah selamat.xpon simpan kt poket dpn..bg lelaki lg bahaya kerana anda adalah mangsa utama..kihkih

pencuri kereta

nk taw mcm mane nk curi kereta? aku sediakn gmbr2 untuk anda hayati da cube fahami.haha.tade lah.ni tdi kes budak g tgl kunci dlm keta lah.pandai sgt.aku kate da.xyah knci keta sbb knci aku suruh ltk dlm dashbord.ni rajin sgt g knci.aku punyelah smgt berlari-lari ke kereta pas exam sbb nk g bsh keta.tetibe.la..knci.huhu.haih.sib bek ade dorng ni.si arep ngn si jerry.terbukak jugak pintu aku.tpi aku da belajar mcm mane nk bukak pintu kalo tade kunci.hahahahaha(gelak jahat terasa nk g curi kereta org).

mule2 try pintu belah driver

ish.xleyh bukak lah bnde nih.cbe try belah sane plak.

ok2.yg ni boleh.cucuk2 smpai boleh jerry.sampai terlentok si arep.

yeah! berjaya gak akhirnye..hehe

ish..mmg hebat lah ko jerry.mekaseh sgt2.hehe.mule2 bukak pakai hanger.xleh sbb lembut sgt.kai pembaris pon xleyh.last pakai besi kt myk itam tuh.amek arep punye.haha.boleh jgk akirnye.hehe.dorng tak tau pon aku amek gmbr nih.hehe.so lps ni mmg kne wt kunci spare lah.xnk dah pisang berbuah-buah ni.haha.-_-

ish! pisau cukur da tumpul!

oh my gucci! oh my prada! owh sgt suke citer ni..g cpt2 tgk citer pisau cukur ni..mmg give me five punye citer lah! smpai kn muja pon tergelak-gelak.dialog b4 masok wyg :

muja: yg,best ke citer nih.?

aku: bestlah. da tgk da making of citer ni.gerenti best.kalo ayg ckp best mesti best punye la.

muja: x best siap!

aku: hehe ~

fazura mmg gedik giler n gedik yg comel.pastu maya karin boleh lah.n yg len2 pon best b'lakon.lg si mamat gigi besi tuh.pelakon baru kot.shahridza z silap name die.mmg comel la.dorng bukan b'lakon kt kapal betol pon.kt studio jew.tpi dgn kebistarian director die nmpk cm real giler.waaa~ impress sekejp tgk filem melayu best mcm nih.slalu mcm nk bunuh diri je rase kalo lps tgk citer melayu.lg2 cerita hantu.mmg mcm hantu lah citer tuh.da2.x yah ckp byk.g tgk sndiri kt wyg.kalo da ade yg cetak rompak tu g beli.eyh jgn! slh ckp pulak.hehe.sila support filem tempatan ye.

macam pengantin baru

owh.entry xde kene mengene dgn pengantin yg bru kawen ataupun bru nk kawen.eyh..mcm same jew..haha..ok2..pernah tak jalan blkg org yg jln mcm pengantin.hah.ni baru betol.ade kene mengene gak ngn pengantin.yelah.pengntin kn jln lemah lembut, slow n steady je sambil di palu bunyi kompang yg x berape nk best tpi wt2 best.haih.aku ni da la jln laju.100km per secnd.ceh.mcm tipu.tpi btol lah aku jln laju.lida partner aku jln laju.haha.

berbalek kpd cerita tdi.bile kiter ni jln laju pastu ade pulak org dpn kiter yg jln mcm pengntin,dgn heels lah.dgn baju kurung pahang,kurung melake,kurung london lah.dgn nk ngumpat psl mamat kelas sebelah lah.hish..tensen taw x..nk jew sound tpi aku ni berperikemanusiaan lgi.aku fkr,x sume org jln laju mcm aku..haha.perasantan.ye lah.kalo jln slow takpe g.ni siap nk wt jln tu mcm jln boyfren die hadiah kt die.hadoihlah.

kalo aku kt skolah dulu.mau kene sound ngn senior.t'ngiang ngiang lagi suare akak tu,dialog die mcm ni:"ko ingt coverwalk tu korng yg punye? "..haha..tu yg aku da t'biase jln laju ,kalo jln slow pon aku akn bg ruang tuk org len jln.ish.kalo aku join p'tandingn jln laju.mmg mng lah..skali ngn partner aku si lida tuh.haih.kalo rase anda2 sume ni jenis jln lmbt.bg lah ruang kpd org yg jln laju mcm aku nih jln.jgnlah nk wt jln tuh mcm jln korng ok! -_-

.GADOH.

oh! another post..GA.D.O.H...pnh tgk citer nih?
gila best.citer psl perkauman.melayu,cina n india.
2 geng,melayu n cina.gaduh2 kt sekolah pastuh dedua geng ni jgk suke buli sorng bdk india name raj.
ade 1 scene nih die x bg si raj ni kencing smpai bdk india tuh terkencing-kencing kt suar..sgt comel si raj ni..siyes!
hah,pas da gaduh2,pihak skolah fkr cane nk settle bnde nih.
dorng pon pgl sorng aktivis teater nih.bla..bla..bla..last2,3 kaum jadik BFF! result! haha..
weyh,korng tgk r,carik citer nih..cnfirm tersentuh hati jiwa raga..aku luper da link yg aku donlod citer ni..sory guys..kalo nk meh jmper aku..bwk cd kosong.pendrive ke.300mb jew..haha..!

.mr. magik fantastik.

title di atas merujuk kepada sape2 lelaki-yg-perasan-dia-mr.magik-fantastik...hehe
act, amek dr lirik lagu ke awangan .zhana nyanyi.suke giler pas drg kt cite ponti anak remaja.ala yg liyana jasmay berlakon tuh..dan2 tuh teros google,teros download..haha..result!

ni ade lirik and link kalo korng nk donlod lagu nih!sila klik kt tajuk lagu tu eyh kalo nk donlod.terima kasih.. enjoy..=p

ke awangan

Mr Magik Fantastik
Hello selamat berjumpa
Mana selama ini
puas dikau ku nanti

Lafazkanlah janjimu
Takkan melepaskan ku

Semanis dan romantik
Strawberry dan Cokelat
Tika pagi yang indah
ketika musim bunga

Begitulah hadirmu
mewarnai hidupku

Awan mendung berlalu (cerahnya)
Keriangan berlagu (riang nya)
Asmara pun bertemu (Ohh Lala)

Antara kau dan aku
Takkan terpisah

Ku di awanan
Terbang ke Awangan
Yang memungkinkan
Satu kesaktian
Membuat ku makin
Seyakinnya tahu

Kau satu-satunya ku mahu

Seandainya pertemuan kita ini hanya mimpi (Oh Jangan)
Takkan sekali-kali ingin kan terjaga dari sini
Biar lena membuai hidupku

ramadhan start esok!

esok 22 ogos 2009.
stat pose.
imsak utk kwsn kuantan kol 5.38 pg.
buke kol 7.17 mlm.
haha.x snonoh.da fkr imsak ngn buke.
tdi da donlod n print out skali waktu2 berbuka n imsak.hehe.
sambel update post sambel tgk cite 'jangan pandang belakang congkak'.

esok tataw nk buke ape.
nk buka kt rumah.huhu.
selamat berpuasa kwn2!
maafkan salah silap sy ye.

.kahwen.

bila bukak blog orang.
sume nk tunang la.kawenla.(x sumelah.hehe)
dengki!
tapi nk wt mcm mane kn.
saya terpaksa berebut tarikh utk kawen dgn kakak saya.
da discuss ngn en.mujahid.
die ajak kawen bln 5 taun dpn.time tu kan tgh cuti sem.
tpi.bila di usulkan kpd mem bsr kt umah.
tetibe kuar pulak usul lain.
akak nk kawen jgk taun dpn.bln 6.
so.xkn la nk langkah bendul.terpaksalah mengalah.huhu
nk buat sekali dlm setaun tuh mak x bg.mak kate x elok.
ala.mengarot je kot.
mak x bg sbb ade ank kwn mak yg kawen sekali pastu slh sorg meninggal.
urm.tuh da ajal kn.bkn sbb kawen skali kot.
tpi mkcik rodziah ni mmg jenis suke t'pengaruh ckit.
nk x nk.kne lah ikot.huhu.
si en.mujahid tuh ajak tunang tamo.die kater membazir.die nk kawen je teros.
ok.ikot je lah.
hurm....nk kawen pon kne tnggu turn.tapelah.nk wt cne.
korng.doakn aku kawen cpt2 eyh.hehe.
tamo da jgik gf org.nk jdk isteri org.
jdik gf byk dosa.jdik isteri byk pahala.
haha.=p

operasi bersih sawang

tdi jln2 g blog miza.
nampak mcm link blog aku.
"5 month ago updated"
owh..sungguh lame.kalo pregnant 4 bln g bersalin.

sbb knape lme x update:

1.luper psword blog..hahaha
2.malas.
3.lg suke bce blog org.
4.tataw nk cerita ape.
5.semua di atas.

setelah pikir punye pikir.
terase nk buat blog baru.
tpi.kasihan pde yg lme.
berusaha try buat password bru.BERJAYA!
*nyanyi ckit..owh sngnye dlm hati..bila dpt buat password baru..smbg sndri..*
tgk.btape gembiranya cik oli.hahaha.

lepas ni.bertekad akan lebih fokus pada blog ni.
hehe.owh..maafkan saya penunggu blog.maafkan saya penunggu blog.

iniSgtRawak: kawan baik da x jdk kawan baik.(next entry)

slumdog millionaire superb !!

slumdog millionaire ?? what a title is that?? urm...first time dgr tajuk citer aku fkr..mesti x best citer ni...cam mengarut je..then x lame lps 2 dgr pulak citer ni dpt grammy award(klao x silap la) .hehe..then ade sorng mmber aku ni tgk die kate best giler. .aku ape lg..kelam kabut lah nk gak tgk citer ni..hehe..rupe2nye rumate aku ade citer ni..mlm 2 jugak aku hbskn mse 2 jam nk tgk citer ni..

2 jam kemudian..
giler best citer ni..story line the best,..dorng tunjukkn the truly life of poor indian people..mmg sedeyh la..yg 1 aku x ske psl citer ni..citer ni mcm ade nk kutuk islam ckit..kalo sape yg da tgk perasn la..die tnjuk psl indian people yg x ske indian muslim people..dorng pukul,bunuh,bakar..kejam kn..huhu..g 1 da trg2 jamal kamil 2 org islam..ending citer ni die wt jamal ngn latika kissing mulut..ala..mmg la bersepah org islam skrg wt bnde 2..tpi..ni pndapat aku je..tatwlah org len kn. truly life maybe jamal kamil ni (dev patel) bkn org islm,tpi x yh la tnjuk cm2 ..huhu..ok2..ni pndapt je..peace!..=p

tpi overall..citer ni mmg best,..hehe..thumbs up!! congrat la to the director,producer and of course the actor n actress..aku paling ske jamal mse kck2..comey je..hehe..mmg sepatutnye dak kck 2 di bg upah yg byk sbb dri sorg bdk kck yg miskin..ddk kt umah setinggn..tpi die sgt pndai berlakon..amintabh bachan junior..haha..sape yg x tgk g citer ni..g cpt carik citer ni..g tgk..best korng..rugi x tgk..it's destiny..hehe..=p

oowh chentaku sygku..

blog ku syg..lme dah x update kamu..mntk ampun ye..=p

urm..act x buzy mne pon..cme mls ckit je..hehe...bile da on tenet nk update blog then tetibe t'bukak bnde len pulak..men pet la..fb la..

what's new from me erk?? urm..i guess i should introduce u guys 4 my new born "baby"..haha..nope that baby la..baby yg aku mksdkn blogshop aku..hehe..bru je sbln n respon from people agak memberangsangkn (btol ke aku eja ni..haha), dan memberikn aku smgt nk truskn lgi blogshop ni..even lom listed dlm top 100 blogsop kat malaysia..haha..

www.shawlcantek.blogspot.com

singgah2 la ye shbt2 ku yg budiman sume..oouch..budiman ke..hehe..

k lah..time to sleep babeh..nanyte bloggy n blogger..ni je yg smpat nk dicoret kn 4 this time..nex time ok..daaa!=p

oh bulan ..kne tag la..hehe

act,da lme kn etag ngn izah..tpi bru nk wt..haha..tape2..jom try..

RULES:
1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. You must write that song name down NO MATTER HOW silly it sounds.
4. Put any comments in brackets after the song name.
5. Put this on your journal / blog.

1. If someone says, “Is this okay?” … you say?
mentera beradu-malique feat m.nasir.

hahaha...jom beradu

2. How would you describe yourself?

rawan-azharina

x snonoh..x rawan la..bunge2 cinta adalah

3. What do you like in a girl?
bukan superstar-projek pop

betol..ske yg x glemer je

4. How do you feel today?

selamat ulang tahun sayang-imran ajmain

urm..burfday syg aku bln 9 la..huhu

5.What is your life’s purpose?

di taman teman-siti nurhaliza

hehe..berada di tmn bersama teman

6. What is your motto?

if i were a boy-beyonce

hehe..tamolah jadik laki..x besh

7. What do your friends think of you?

I LOVE YOU-afgan

i know dat bebeh..u all love me..haha

8. What do you think of your parents?

terima kasih cinta-afgan

huhu..sedeyh la pulak..

9. What do you think about very often?

the animal song-savge garden

haha..nthpape..

10. What is 2 + 2?

padanya cinta-siti nurhaliza

x boleyh ni..cinta kne setia..mne leyh ade 4..huhu

11. What do you think of your best friend?

bawaku terbang-the fabulous cat

dorng mmg ske bwk aku t'bang2 ni..sonok..haha

12. What do you think of the person you like?

dibius cinta-melly& yusry

urm..btol la 2..aku da kne bius da..ssh2..

13. What is your life story?
di akhir garisan-nora,ning,ziana zain

huhu..da smpai akhir garisan ke...kwn2..byk kn amal taw..

14. What do you want to be when you grow up?

say hi-couple

hehe..say hi to jiran tetangga la

15. What do you think of when you see the person you like?

wannabe-spice girl

hehe..malu..wannabe ur wife..=)

16. What will you dance to at your wedding?

like a only a woman can-brian mcfadden

hehe..tataw

17. What will they play at your funeral?
tell me something i dont know-selena gomez

huhu..

18.What is your hobby/interest?

hold for you-jane lynch

hehe..malu..=p

19. What is your biggest fear?

fly 2 ur heart-selena gomez

x takut la..suke..hehe

20. What is your biggest secret?

valentine's dance tango-selena gomez

hehe..rahsianye..x reti pon b'tango

21. What do you think of your friends?

just that girl-drew seeley

yup..they're just that girl

22. What will you post this as?

oh bulan-yuna

Next person tagged...
1) azim

2) juju
3) min

.loves from both side.

Loves From Both Side

same like others guy, i do have a girl friend ...

my girl friend is the smartest among the other girls.

i wake up at 7 every morning to prepare breakfast for her.

I have to wake her up gently to avoid shock her from her sweet dream.

after she took her breakfast i have to make sure her safety on the way to work.

I have to praise her and show my love to her at the public.

the worst part is ... i have to chase the bus for 15 minutes to make sure she can still have me in sight.

then it is my time to prepare myself to work.

maybe you will started to say that my girl friend is extremely unreasonable and violence!!

But i dare to say that i a am not a timid and weak man. I am a 100% strong man.

I am the one who dare to kick and chase mad dog while walking on the street to avoid its bite others.

I am a truth guy ... except i am force not to stare at old women or young girl for more than 3 seconds.

I do not smoke and drink alcohol or even clubbing with friends.

i rate myself as a "modern fossil" - (extinct species)

why? why? Why i have such a companion???

Other girls are treating their boy friend like master and slave.

All my friends and fellows keep asking me this same question for more than a million times ...

I have no answer and might be i really lazy and bored to think about its.

"why you do not take out your socks??"

"yes...i am taking out my shoes..."

"No ...i want you to take out your socks ... why you loosen your shoes?

guess what ...

i had become the first guy in this world who manage to take out the socks with the my shoes wearing it.

Everytime before i have my meal, i have to report to her what i am going to have for my meal ...

I have to make sure my mobile phone is always on ...

so that she can call me anytime day or night ...

i have to let go my on hand job ...

just to assist her if she call me for any queries or help

i have to ready with pleasant smile and awesome expression while waiting for her to come back from workrain or shineat night ...

washing clothes and sweeping floor ...

i have to accompany and sit beside her to finish the bored/lousy story movie together

If she cry ... i have to yell

If she smile ... i have to laugh

i have to sing along soft and gently so that she can get it to dream peacefully

i have to love and care her every single moment everyday ...

I believe it is totally unacceptable by a normal person ... but ... to me i already used to it

Why have to prepared breakfast for her?

Because she want to realise how greatful a mother was ...

so that i can love my mum more and love the children's mum

why have to accompany her to bus stop and chase the bus every morning?

Because she is much much more eager to see me than i do

why have to fight with mad dog? Because she want me to be bravewhy cannot stare with other girls?

Because she can afford to lose me

why have to make me so miserable and difficulties?

Because for the rest of her life ... she is depending on my forgiveness and generous heart

why i have to report to her on what i going to eat?

Because she is far far more concern about my health

why she need me to be available anytime every moment?

Because she need me more than everything

why i have to give my best to assist her?

Because she just need my help

why have to be punctual to pick her up from work?

Because i am the first person she want to meet after work

why have to stay beside her when she cry or smile?

Because she want me to know her more

why have to pet her to sleep?

Because she are more afraid than me than i was not in her dreamwithout any reason and cause ... i will be there take care and love her forever and ever

Because love from both side ...

I have look at love at "love from both sides ... from give and take ... I hope my translation does made you all laugh and blur blur ...

pee/ass: got this from henry chiah blog.he is a photographer.

his photo are very superb ok.no lies.lg satu,citer ni act ade gmbr.

kalo nk tgk gmbr klik lah kt cni..http://henrychiah.com/2008/02/28/loves-from-both-side.aspx.enjoy reading guys!