sape henfon? sape henfon?

kt ktm.besalah,ramai org..da la lambat,pns pulak tuh..

stgh jam tunggu,bru nmpak kepale kereta api tuh..

ok,ready nk masok..haih..sume nk tolak2 lah...tibe2,sape henfon? sape henfon?

eyh,ade org name henfon ke,ke ade org t'tinggal henfon,..pastu tetibe die nk raba2 pulak org len..owh,die hilang henfon..x gne tol sape yg amek tuh..tpi mmg ramai giler lah org mase tuh..antara aku ngn mujahid pon ade g 10 org..haih..dok aku tersepit sorng2 kt bangla n indon..

pastu die raba2 lah sume org..mamat2 indon,bangla..ade sorng org negro dlm tuh,die g raba org tuh,tetibe kene mrh,"this is my henfon!"..sian aku kt mamat cina tuh..

2 saat kemudian,"ade nmpak wallet jatuh x?"

ala,wallet pulak...mamat ni pon g lah kt kwsn yg ramai mamat indon ngn bangla nih..die pon join raba2 skali..haha..aku da cuak giler,punye lah pelok beg aku smpai x ingt da nk pegang tiang..

urm,bayangkanlah..sampai 2 skali..henfon n wallet..cukup pakej da tuh..mmg hebat lah pencopet tuh..nk kerja skali boleyh? haha..byk untung maa...

dlm hati aku x sbr da nk smpai kl sentral..rase nk mati da dok dlm tuh..

moral of the story,kalo nak nek ktm..sila gantung henfon n wallet anda kt leher..i'allah selamat.xpon simpan kt poket dpn..bg lelaki lg bahaya kerana anda adalah mangsa utama..kihkih

perkhidmatan membasuh hati yg busuk

haih..kalo lah ade servis mcm tuh..kn bgs..bsh hati org2 yg busuk..kalo busuk je tape, ni siap ade mcm2 kaler lagi..

aku bukannye baik sgt tpi bukannye jht sgt..tpi aku taw mane baik n mana buruk..

mmg mulut aku jht,tpi hati aku x sebusuk hati org yg hati busuk..

yelah,bukan aku sorng je yg kene,..ade g org len..tpi tapelah,past is past..

aku buat hal aku,ko buat hal ko,x payah nk bising..ckp blkg2..

nk kene penampo ke??

aku ade ramai kwn,x pnh sorg kwn aku pon perangai mcm tu..eyh silap,bekas kwn.

eyh woman,go n see urself in the mirror lah!

x kesah lah mirror pinjam ke,mirror sendiri ke,mirror bilik air ke..

dah..i had enough with u..go,shuh2 from my life..

ko nk duet ko? amek..aku x tinggal sesen pon..slame ni aku yg uruskn sorng2 bnde tuh ade ko kesah?

aku x berkira langsung..duit myk,mase,tenaga,..tpi kalo da hati busuk,cmtulah..

p/s: rekaan yg benar, ade kene mengena antara yg hidup.sape yg kene tuh g lah basuh hati tu ckit eyh..

long time no see lah!

waaahh..lame giler x jumper dorng ni..since lps aku pndh skolah mse form4 sampailah skrg.ni lah baru jumpe..tpi mcm ecah, sheila,pain aku setaun skali jumpe..hehe..yg len tuh,ssh giler nk jumpe.ni pon nsd bek hajar wt reunion utk ktorng jumpe.siap ade soto n laksa g..haha.best giler.borak2,gelak.mcm dulu2..mse kck2..huhu..sume muke stil same,cume ade yg maken gemok,ade yg maken kurus..hehe..perangai sekor2 same je mcm dulu..haha..ramai gak lah yg x dpt nk dtg,yelah,raya haji kn..mesti ade yg balek kg..tape2,next time kiter wt reunion g ok! that time nth2 msg2 da bwk family,.hehe..=p n yg aku rase best, dorg pgl aku liana..hehe.ne ade da skrg org nk panggil aku liana,sume sebok nk pgl oli..tu lah yg specel..hehe..

ni pain , dr-to-be ni..hehe

ni memey aka mira.ngade,dulu x ske pink,skrg pakai pink.

ni tuan rumah,hajar..hehe

amek gmbr ckit..3 kt bwh tu faris,syafiq n azraf

dari kiri; halim,rasyid,ila,asiah,syairah,oli,pain,memey,hajar,edah,sheila,ecah,khalisah

esok taw!

selamat hari raya aidil adha!!!

ye..jnji..esok kalo tak bz nk update blog..

xyah ngade nk wt2 bz..-_-

pencuri kereta

nk taw mcm mane nk curi kereta? aku sediakn gmbr2 untuk anda hayati da cube fahami.haha.tade lah.ni tdi kes budak g tgl kunci dlm keta lah.pandai sgt.aku kate da.xyah knci keta sbb knci aku suruh ltk dlm dashbord.ni rajin sgt g knci.aku punyelah smgt berlari-lari ke kereta pas exam sbb nk g bsh keta.tetibe.la..knci.huhu.haih.sib bek ade dorng ni.si arep ngn si jerry.terbukak jugak pintu aku.tpi aku da belajar mcm mane nk bukak pintu kalo tade kunci.hahahahaha(gelak jahat terasa nk g curi kereta org).

mule2 try pintu belah driver

ish.xleyh bukak lah bnde nih.cbe try belah sane plak.

ok2.yg ni boleh.cucuk2 smpai boleh jerry.sampai terlentok si arep.

yeah! berjaya gak akhirnye..hehe

ish..mmg hebat lah ko jerry.mekaseh sgt2.hehe.mule2 bukak pakai hanger.xleh sbb lembut sgt.kai pembaris pon xleyh.last pakai besi kt myk itam tuh.amek arep punye.haha.boleh jgk akirnye.hehe.dorng tak tau pon aku amek gmbr nih.hehe.so lps ni mmg kne wt kunci spare lah.xnk dah pisang berbuah-buah ni.haha.-_-

ish! pisau cukur da tumpul!

oh my gucci! oh my prada! owh sgt suke citer ni..g cpt2 tgk citer pisau cukur ni..mmg give me five punye citer lah! smpai kn muja pon tergelak-gelak.dialog b4 masok wyg :

muja: yg,best ke citer nih.?

aku: bestlah. da tgk da making of citer ni.gerenti best.kalo ayg ckp best mesti best punye la.

muja: x best siap!

aku: hehe ~

fazura mmg gedik giler n gedik yg comel.pastu maya karin boleh lah.n yg len2 pon best b'lakon.lg si mamat gigi besi tuh.pelakon baru kot.shahridza z silap name die.mmg comel la.dorng bukan b'lakon kt kapal betol pon.kt studio jew.tpi dgn kebistarian director die nmpk cm real giler.waaa~ impress sekejp tgk filem melayu best mcm nih.slalu mcm nk bunuh diri je rase kalo lps tgk citer melayu.lg2 cerita hantu.mmg mcm hantu lah citer tuh.da2.x yah ckp byk.g tgk sndiri kt wyg.kalo da ade yg cetak rompak tu g beli.eyh jgn! slh ckp pulak.hehe.sila support filem tempatan ye.

masalah ialah kawan

lps translet dpt lah tajuk lagu sebenar "trouble is a friend" by lenka.owh..ske giler lagu nih.dgr smpai 10-15 kali ulang pon x bosan.ah tipu.padahal 3-4 kali jew.tade lagu ni? nk donlod kt ne?ni aku sediakan link tuk korng.

.klik sini untuk donlod lagu "masalah ialah kawan" ye kwn2.

biler da donlod t dgr pastu mesti terus jatuh cinta.juju kate lagu tu mcm lagu hindustan(taulah die ade darah hindustan, nk wt mcm lagu die pulak),tpi version yg aku nyanyi lah.haha.sila2.donlod ramai2.ni lirik die.aku bg skali.cpt ckp terima kasih! dgn nada murid ckp terima aksih kt cikgu..hehe..~ lirik die sendiri da citer kt kiter yg trouble tu mmg kwn kiter.g lah mane2 pon.x sah kalo tade trouble.kn2!..hurm.xkshlah trouble psl ape pon.terpijak taik burung ke.t'tinggl kunci dlm keta ke.t'ngumpat member tibe2 die lalu kt blkg ke.ish.trouble gak tuh.trouble bsr.haha.kesimpulannye.jgn mengumpat org eyh!

Trouble Is A Friend

Lenka

Trouble he will find you no matter where you go, oh oh
No matter if you're fast, no matter if you're slow, oh oh
The eye of the storm or the cry in the mourn, oh oh
You're fine for a while but you start to lose control

He's there in the dark, he's there in my heart
He waits in the wings, he's gotta play a part
Trouble is a friend, yeah trouble is a friend of mine, oh oh!

Trouble is a friend but trouble is a foe, oh oh
And no matter what I feed him he always seems to grow, oh oh
He sees what I see and he knows what I know, oh oh
So don't forget as you ease on down the road

He's there in the dark, he's there in my heart
He waits in the wings, he's gotta play a part
Trouble is a friend, yeah trouble is a friend of mine, oh oh

So don't be alarmed if he takes you by the arm
I won't let him win, but I'm a sucker for his charm
Trouble is a friend, yeah trouble is a friend of mine, oh oh!

Oh how I hate the way he makes me feel
And how I try to make him leave, I try
Oh oh, I try!

He's there in the dark, he's there in my heart
He waits in the wings, he's gotta play a part
Trouble is a friend, yeah trouble is a friend of mine, oh oh

So don't be alarmed if he takes you by the arm
I won't let him win, but I'm a sucker for his charm
Trouble is a friend, yeah trouble is a friend of mine, oh oh!
Ooo, oh ooo, ooo ahh